It was the day when i was going to get my first pokemon. but i forgot about it and i was late to get my pokemon ao I rushed to Oaks lab. Oak told me he had only one pokemon left and it was Munchlax!!!!!. i took the munchlax then i kicked Oaks ass. I was on my way to the next city when my rival Blue came up to me. we both use are starter pokemon. I use my Munchlax and he use a LUGIA!!!!!!!!!. why did he get a Lugia. Then i remember that he was Oak grandson and he was a spoiled idoit. I lost the battle but i kicked Blues ass. i made it to Pewter city. I battle Brock and i lost. I kicked Brocks ass. At the end of the day i told Munchlax he was the worst pokemon ever. Munchlax kicked my ass THE END!!!!!

The worst pokemon quest ever: Johto quest begins!

After the past three years of trying to beat the Kanto gyms i gave up and headed for johto. My team has grown stronger since i started. I got a Munchlax a Magickarp and Slakoth that is always asleep a who am i kinding i am crap. I arrived in New Bark Town and went to Elms lab. He had 3 new pokes and i was going to steal one but some ginger guy named silver was going to steel one. i kicked silver the gingers ass and stole the Cyndaquil. I made my way to Violet city to battle Falkner when Oak came uo to me. 'I will get you for kicking me up the ass three years ago' yelled Oak. 'Shut up old man' I said. I kicked Oak up the ass. I went to battle Falkner and he took me out with his pidgey. I kicked him up the ass. I call all my pokemon crap. They all evolved and then kicked me up the ass. The kick was so hard i flew all the way to a new region THE END FOR NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have merged the two "the worst pokemon quest ever" stories together.

On a different note, these are very strange short stories... lol

Er...wow. Weird.

Not sure if I should laugh, complain about grammar and spelling, or just go with the flow.

...I think I'll go with option 1 for now.

I lol'd at it btw. Really crazy xD

I have to mention this... On the forum home page where you see all of the categories/forums and the first few words of the title of the topic last posted on within that category (along with the date last posted and the member), when I look next to the 'Stories' section, the title preview is ''The worst pokemon...''. It looks like the title may be ''The worst pokemon story''!

On a different note, I still think these have to be the most weirdest, shortest stories I have ever read... Lol! Still sort of funny though!

i bet you all miss my stories ^.^

Chrono, I really miss your stories. Anyways, I agree with Chris. Short, but weird and a little funny.