chrono's history lesson
[19:39:48] B1naryB0t : Ito, write my paper nao
[19:39:51] @ Ito le Typhlito : the chemicals arent worth it
[19:39:56] B1naryB0t : 3 pages
[19:39:59] *Star* : is mega blakiken uber?
[19:40:01] B1naryB0t : American revolution
[19:40:10] @ Chrono : i like science pick up lines though
[19:40:23] B1naryB0t : Were the colonies just in rebelling against the Brits?
[19:40:24] @ Ito le Typhlito : once apon a time there was a guy name bot who ruled the world
[19:40:30] *Star* : blaziken*
[19:40:41] B1naryB0t : I like this story
[19:40:46] @ Ito le Typhlito : then ito came and stuffed a death muffin down his throught
[19:40:55] @ Ito le Typhlito : and ito ruled the world
[19:40:57] B1naryB0t : I don't like this story any more
[19:41:07] @ Ito le Typhlito : and everyone lived happily ever after Razz
[19:41:19] @ Ito le Typhlito : xD
[19:41:22] B1naryB0t : That was good and all, but it needs a new ending
[19:41:26] @ Chrono : America got pissed that England was all up in its space, so Washington was like "lel we want freeedooooom!" and then dumped all our priceless tea into some port
[19:42:15] B1naryB0t : Chrono, I feel very tempted to use that and set up a camera for my teacher's face
[19:42:43] @ Chrono : then england was like "ok m8 we will sell you African's for cotton" and America was all like "lol cool story bro, you supply the ships"
[19:43:02] @ Ito le Typhlito : haha
[19:43:16] B1naryB0t : This is beautiful
[19:43:52] B1naryB0t : My history teacher is, like, 50 years old and strict as a nautzee
[19:43:52] @ Ito le Typhlito : then the north and south got into a love quarrel and duked it out
[19:44:05] @ Chrono : then 100 years later Lincoln was all like "nu uh we need abolition gurl!" and the south was all like "guuuurl you did not just say that" and the North went "Honey, you keep using slaves what is the world going to think, we are a free country" and the South was all like "oh helllll no, bitch you need to sort youself out" and they had a huge catfight for a couple years
[19:44:18] @ Chrono : and then some hoe got pissy and shot lincoln
[19:44:49] B1naryB0t : I just choked on my coffee
[19:44:59] @ Ito le Typhlito : thennnn they got in a love quarrel and duked it out
[19:45:18] @ Chrono : then they had sweet gay sax after that and decided to move forward
[19:45:44] B1naryB0t : THE FOUNDATION OF AMERICA EVERYBODY!
[19:45:53] @ Ito le Typhlito : lovely
[19:45:59] B1naryB0t : Somebody give that man a cookie
[19:46:21] @ Chrono : then there was some boring shit, then germany and england started to slap each outher which lead to a huge fight, then england was like "M8 we need help" and wilson was all like "WE NEED TO HELP OUR BROTHERS FROM THE EXPANSION OF COMMIES!"
[19:46:31] @ Chrono : and all of america was like "FREEEEDOOOOM!"
[19:46:50] @ Chrono : and came to europe and pushed kaiser wilhelm back into Germany
[19:47:07] B1naryB0t : I can't wait to hear WWII with the atomic bombs...
[19:47:10] @ Chrono : then america don goofed and caused a huge depression
[19:47:11] @ Ito le Typhlito : there was some gossip too
[19:47:55] @ Chrono : which everyone was like "oh gurl you gone made a mess" and Germany was like "I had no money for me schnitzel! KILL THE JEWS!"
[19:48:15] @ Chrono : and then Germany got all roudy
[19:48:40] @ Ito le Typhlito : then italy and france bent over to hitler
[19:48:41] @ Chrono : Black people were all like life is shit in America, and America was like "lel man up bre"
[19:48:55] @ Ito le Typhlito : and japan
[19:49:12] @ Ito le Typhlito : tried to get russia to bend over too but it got turned the other way around
[19:49:32] @ Chrono : then Germany anally entered Poland which England was like "oh honey that is not cool , you hurt my baby J i am gonna kill a bitch"
[19:49:59] @ Chrono : Japan was all like "Wre need more riving sprace!"
[19:50:16] @ Ito le Typhlito : xD
[19:50:22] @ Chrono : and took over a couple ports in China who were like "what the fuck!"
[19:51:03] B1naryB0t : How are you not a history proffessor?
[19:51:35] *Star* : ,
[19:51:44] @ Chrono : America was like "lel no my problem" till Japan was all like "You have sprace I taake it!" and decided to crash land into hawaii which America was like "That tickles bre, I made you a present" and then took a huge shit in Japan which they are still smelling today
[19:52:09] @ Chrono : Japan was like "oh no it smerrs!"
[19:52:31] @ Ito le Typhlito : we so srrrryyy
[19:52:39] @ Ito le Typhlito : love you long time
[19:52:42] @ Ito le Typhlito : promiseee
[19:52:46] @ Chrono : and retreated and America was like "looks like freedom needs to be provided" and decided to help the useless French and honorrable Englishmen fight of Nazis
[19:53:30] @ Chrono : Is it wierd that this is actually how I remember history
[19:53:50] @ Chrono : I change it obviouslly when I write it, but when I make notes or tell people i usually tell it like this
[19:53:50] *Star* : maybe a little Razz
[19:53:53] @ Ito le Typhlito : nope Razz
[19:54:20] @ Chrono : Like when I talk about MLK.Jr I talk about him being the most gettoes black person ever
[19:54:31] @ Ito le Typhlito : should post that whole speech in the quote topic haha
[19:54:42] *Star* : lol
[19:54:54] @ Chrono : and how he was all like "gurl we need to be peiceful cause my hur would get messed up if I was to smack a white bitch."
[19:55:00] @ Chrono : That is actually in my notes
[19:55:07] *Star* : xD lol
[19:55:15] @ Ito le Typhlito : loool
[19:55:17] B1naryB0t : I totally want Chrono to be my history teacher
[19:55:40] *Star* : i wish i had a history teacher as cool as chrono Razz
[19:55:53] *Star* : i would have paid more attetion Razz
[19:56:00] *Star* : attention*
[19:56:01] @ Chrono : Oh I have to do presentations sometimes in history everyone loves mine
[19:56:12] @ Chrono : cause I usually explain most of it like this minus swearing
[19:56:16] @ Ito le Typhlito : only room for one chrono on this planet