Hehe i made this vid and i think it's LOL! A script 4 the vid is below the vid itself
I'm Alvin Chipmunk and I approve this message. For every battle, a hero. For every deception, a villian. For every star, a story. For every election, a leader. As leader of this country, I will cut out for a vacation every three weeks each month. On election night, when my opponent calls to congradulate me, a will make a fart noise and hang up. On Inauguration day, I will call in sick. It's a federal holiday, so why should I have to work? When the residents of New Jersey want the state to secede from the rest of the country, I will tell them they can go but Bon Jovi can't go with them. When I catch my vice presidential pick, Spongebob Squarepants, playing soduko on the job and selling White House paintings on eBay, I will ask why I wasn't included on the eBay deal. In my state of the Union Adress, I will consult Randy, Paula, and Simon, then ask the nation's citizens to cal or text in their feelings on the State of the Union. I think that the White House needs to be redone, so I made a video, called Extreme Makeover Home Edition and asked them to bulldoze it and build a fortres like batman's crib yo! And when i decide whether or not to seek relection I will listen to the High School Musical Soundtrack. What a better way to get inspired? And let's just say, all citizens can... My opponents consider me a joke. But let's be honest, am I any worse than my opponents? Chipmunk SquarePants for 08.